Amazon Dash
We live in exciting times, truly. A few days ago I discovered the invention of the Amazon Dash. It looks like even our grocery shopping is entering the future! It’s about time though, grocery shopping the old fashioned way is such a pain.
How great will it be when I can just say the name of the food I want, and it will materialize right before my very unbelieving eyes? What many hours will we save, not having to trudge to the supermarket on the weekends? What countless minutes will we gain with our family, friends, and video games? Amazon has answered the prayers we didn’t even know we prayed and has given us the future of–wait. I’m being told that the Amazon Dash does not in fact make food materialize right before your eyes. Okay. That’s a bummer.
So what does it actually do? Well, it does make your grocery shopping easier, in the sense that it almost ensures you’ll never have one...